A big ol' dumb American takes on Web 1.0...

...with nothing but a 6th grader's intro to HTML at his disposal...

Moien schnékchen!

I finally got a personal site to dump all the crap that I've got stored on Google Sheets, Instagram, and the slowly decaying recesses of my brain.

Well.... where is it? Not on here yet. Which means I've got to get to work.

You can find my previous musings/rantings/ravings at the Meta-owned hellhole from whence this site came.

What will you find here?

• Pictures of the food of my people
• The banal stories of a man on an increasingly Kafkaesque attempt to immigrate to one or more of England the UK TERF Island the British Isles The Somewhat Disunited Isles of the North Atlantic Archipelago
• Nothing good